You Know You're a Retro-Gamer if...
I'm the first to admit it. I've been playing video games since the early 80's. I played them nearly non-stop throughout middle school, high school, and most of the time through college. Call it what you like: classic gamer, retro-gamer, old school gamer, or Atari baby. It's all the same thing.
Like many of you out there, I'm a retro-gamer. I have fond memories of playing Super Mario with the sound turned down so I wouldn't wake my parents - only to wake them up after shouting when Mario didn't jump when I pressed the friggin' button!
So how do you know if you're a retro-gamer? Here's some great clues to help you figure it out.
You know you're a retro-gamer if:
- Your remember Atari used to make hardware.
- You remember "software" was plastic cartridges.
- You were considered an elite gamer if you could complete Super Mario Bros. in less than 10 minutes.
- You know what Lode Runner is... and you've designed your own levels... on a Commodore 64.
- You remember thinking Telengard was a great RPG.
- Even though the Atari 2600 Pac-Man was one of the worst games ever made, you thought it was cool when you finally got it.
- The 2D Bosses in Doom were scary.
- You thought Q*Bert was neat for two reasons: you moved diagonally, and it made a mechanical "clunk" when you fell off the pyramid.
- You've used a comb for the sole purpose of running faster on Track and Field.
- You thought Intellivision was the shiznit.
- You knew a guy who knew a guy that could finish Dragon's Lair.
- You were cool if you could get to the "Speed Boat" level on Spy Hunter.
- You think of Tapper as the original "Rhythm" game.
- You finished Ultima III but it took you way too long.
- You still think of Lord British as a super-human genius.
- You actually did die of dysentery on The Oregon Trail.
- You found Carmen SanDiego.
- You thought Nintendo Power Glove was the ultimate in virtual reality.
- You knew the "fatality" moves for at least one fighter in Mortal Combat.
- You spent your entire allowance in under an hour playing "Gauntlet" and you still cringe when you hear "Warrior needs food... badly."
- You know what "sprites" are, and the fact that the C64 could have 8 (yes, eight!) of them at a single time was amazing.


























