Some dude named MediaGobal (and with 980 feedback, no less) is selling a Nintendo Entertainment System collection that must have taken YEARS to put together. We'd love to know why he's selling it, because we'd have something like this encased in carbonite before we'd ever let anyone else get their grubby mitts on it.

Anyway, you can check out the auction for more details, but the seller loves to use excessive exclamation points, so we'll give you the specifics:

He's selling four (yes four) NES systems, one of which is new in the box, and another of which is a top-loader. But the real booty here is the games - 255 of them:

• Pro Wrestling
• Where In Time Is Camen Sandiego
• Festers Quest
• Defender Of The Crown
• Monster Party
• Muscle
• World Games
• Rush N Attack
• Commando
• Wwf Steel Cage Challenge
• Operation Wolf
• Dragons Lair
• Narc
• Pinball
• Wrestlemania
• Wayne Gretzy Hockey
• Total Recall
• Mag Max
• A Boy And His Blob
• Alpha Mission
• Bases Loaded
• Bad Dudes
• 10 Yard Fight
• Captain Skyhawk
• Lunar Pool
• Bases Loaded 3
• To The Earth
• Destination Earthstar
• Operation Wolf
• Play Action Football
• Breakthru
• Sesame Street Countdown
• Dick Tracy
• Kings Knight
• Karnov
• Wrestlemania Challenge
• Golf
• Tiger Heli
• Bump N Jump
• Kung Fu Heroes
• Casino Kid
• Xevious
• Faxandau
• Ice Hockey
• Bigfoot
• Cobra Command
• Faxandau
• Air Fortress
• Street Fighter 2010
• Bionic Commando
• Flying Dragon
• Milons Secret Castle
• Legendary Wings
• Pinball Quest
• Karate Kid
• Top Gun
• 8 Eyes
• Karate Champ
• Mach Rider
• Silent Service
• Vindicators
• Trogan
• Time Lord
• Videomotion
• Kid Kool
• Skate Or Die
• Baseball
• Starship Hector
• Flintstones
• Mafat Conspiracy
• Rollergames
• Spy Hunter
• Kings Of The Beach
• Hoops
• Section Z
• Blaster Master
• Rad Racer
• Simpsons Bart Meets Radioactive Man
• Bible Adventures
• Bump N Jump
• Skate Or Die
• Super Mario / Duck Hunt
• Flintstones
• Top Player Tennis
• Ghostbusters
• Dragon Warrior
• Karate Kid
• Monster Party
• Vindicators
• Super Spike V Ball
• Stryder
• Dig Dug 2
• Double Dribble
• Gauntelet 2
• Top Gun
• Blades Of Steel
• Hoops
• Spy Hunter
• Top Gun
• Rocket Ranger
• Fighting Golf
• Skate Or Die
• Ice Hockey
• Win Lose Or Draw
• Nfl Football
• The Rocketeer
• Dragon Spirit
• Battle Chess
• Kings Knight
• Journey To Silius
• Karate Champ
• Batman
• Burai Fighter
• A Boy And His Blob
• Karate Kid
• Tag Team Wrestling
• Battle Chess
• Robin Hood
• Adventures Of Bayou Billy
• Duck Hunt
• Infiltrator
• Goal
• Back To The Future 2 And 3
• Alpha Mission
• The Legend Of Kage
• Total Recall
• Milons Secret Castle
• Urban Champion
• Pinbot
• Orb 3 D
• Wrath Of The Black Mantra
• Golgo 13
• Golf
• Kings Knight
• Goonies 2
• Track And Field 2
• Ultimate Basketball
• Air Fortress
• Rock N Ball
• Muppet Adventure
• Rambo
• Solomans Key
• Festers Quest
• Legacy Of The Wizard
• Iron Sword
• Faxandau
• Baseball
• Golf
• Tiger Heli
• Bases Loaded 2
• Anticipation
• Target Renegade
• Deadly Towers
• Dick Tracy
• Wizard And Warriors 2
• Hook
• Rescue The Embassy Mission
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Star Force
• Tiny Toon Workshop
• Solomans Key
• Ghoul School
• Casino Kid
• Anticipation
• Starship Hector
• Cybernoid
• Dynowarz
• Bad Dudes
• Raid On Bungeling Bay
• Xenophobe
• Fyling Dragon
• Faxandau
• Rescue The Embassy Mission
• Magic Johnson Fast Break
• Mlb Baseball
• Low G Man
• Cobra Triangle
• Rc Pro Am
• Deadly Towers
• Road Blasters
• Metal Gear
• California Games
• Mecahnized Attack
• Kung Fu
• Life Force
• Guerrilla War
• Crystalis
• Duck Hunt
• Snakes Revenge
• Schererzade
• Trog
• Rampage
• Palamedes
• Ghost N Goblins
• Gyromite
• Rampart
• Rbi Baseball Tengen
• Mickey Mousecapade
• Solar Jetman
• Big Bird Hide And Speak
• Peter Pan And The Pirates
• Volleyball
• Dig Dug 2
• Vegas Dream
• Baseball Simulator 1000
• Wrestlemania
• Clu Clu Land
• Captain Comic
• Vice Project Doom
• Batman
• Bad Street Brawler
• Super Pitfall
• High Speed
• Sky Kid
• Robocop
• Willow
• Rollerblade Racer
• Jeopardy
• Star Voyager
• Dungeon Magic
• Lunar Pool
• Tiger Heli
• Image Fight
• Astyanax
• Roundball
• Sesame Street 1 2 3
• Shadowgate
• Racket Attack
• Nes Football
• All Pro Basketball
• 720
• Silent Service
• Captain Skyhawk
• Nightshade
• Friday The 13Th
• Star Soldier
• Loopz
• Fun House
• Heavy Barrell
• Gumshoe
• Bases Loaded
• Super Team Games
• Double Dribble
• Baseball
• Legacy Of The Wizard
• Rolling Thunder Tengen
• Pinball
• Bad News Baseball
• Solar Jetman
• Clash At Demonhead
• Knight Rider
• Pro Wrestling
• Phantom Fighter
• Bandai Golf

As of writing, the current high-bid on the auction is $300, which is about half the price of a PS3 system with no games, and probably just as fun!

If I had a spare $300 burning a hole in my pocket, I'd head over to BidNip and snipe this sucker.